jawapan baik punye aku bagi..wawawawawa

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
once uve been tagged must do! =)
happy reading! =D

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: ade aku kate mcm tu?

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR: tolong la..nk termuntah aku dgr tau tak

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: kefemesan dan kekayaan ko tu bole bawak masuk kubur ke? Bole tlg jwb soklan mungkar nakir ke?

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR:woi, lupe ke..mane ade manusia perfect!

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: alamak..sorry la..aku mmg x amek tau pasal hiburan ni..

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR : ade aku kate mcm tu kt ko?

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: ei, aku ada mata..suka hati aku la..btw aku bkn tgk ko..aku tgk makcik blkg ko tu..muke dia sebijik mcm ko

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: la..bile pulak aky suke kt ko nih?

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: unless u are rich also, don’t dream that I will get a ride with u. fullstop!

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR:pehal pulak xpasal2 nk suruh org benci aku ni ha?

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: nauzubillah hi min zalik..ngeri aku dgr tau x! haha

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR: kosong satu empat, tekan tekan tak dapat..

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: no, I’m sleepy

4) What do you like about me?
YR: I like u because nobody will like u..si it is just a sympathy

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR:PERGHHHHHHHHHH…MENGANCAM! Is it enough for u?

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: say to other people..wei ketua bitch is coming! Careful!

2) You smell like shit!
YR: bkn ko ke yg baru kuar dr toilet td?

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR:hodoh ke? Aku tak rase pun! Ramai je kate aku lawa;P

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR:berani buat la..

If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR: ape??!! Ape??!! Ape??!! Xdengar la..

2) I know you still love me!
YR: kepala hotak ko..aku dh ade pangganti la..hahahah..gelak jahat

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: ok, im going back now..bye

4) Please call me...
YR: hp I masuk air la..sorry

5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR:padan la ngan muke ko tu kan

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: oh thank you! U r so kind..but I need to go now..bye

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR:is it? Why I don’t see any different?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR:interesting! But if more is better for me

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: any scientific proves? Kalo xde sorry la..meh aku tlg analyzekan dulu ye..hahahha

**azy, sila buat..sy tau jwpn awk mesti lagi mengancam la!!! sekian terima kasih..**